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Las Vegas Restaurant Week 2010 Roundup: The Good, The Bad, The Half Naked

The 2010 edition of Las Vegas’ Restaurant Week has come and gone and what a week it was!  I love Restaurant Week. I love it very much.  After a week of eating some delicious food, my wallet got a hell of a lot lighter and just when I thought it wasn’t possible, somehow I got [...]

A Quick Word On When To Be An Asshole: Lunch At The Eiffel Tower Restaurant

You might think I don’t know food for shit, and you may break my balls over my lack of grasp of the English language, but one undeniable fact is that I’m an expert when it comes to being an asshole.  This is why I’d like to take this time to chastise the dick of a [...]

The Weekly Bad Picture of Good Food: Le Langoustine From L'Atelier de Joël Robuchon

Do you remember the look on Ralphie’s face when he woke up on Christmas morning, looked out the window to see the freshly fallen snow, just realizing that Christmas Day had arrived and his Official Red Ryder Carbine Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle may have been waiting for him downstairs?  That was the [...]

Stephen Hopcraft Talks About His Journey From Dishwasher To Top Chef

For the last four years or so, Stephen Hopcraft has served as the Executive Chef of Michael Mina’s Seablue in the MGM Grand.  It’s been quite the journey for him, growing up in Ohio, then onto Santa Cruz where he first got into cooking, then up to San Francisco where he honed his craft and [...]

Restaurant Week Kicks Off With T & A As Major Sponsors

Wait staff in barely there bikinis, mermaids swimming in the pool, dancers shaking what their mama (with a little help from their surgeon) gave them, Restaurant Week may be benefiting Three Square, but the Wet Your Appetite At Wet Republic kickoff event last night benefited my Spank Bank.  Yowza!

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Monday Mise en Place: Las Vegas Restaurant Week Kicks Off Today!

Las Vegas Restaurant Week Benefiting Three Square (image courtesy:

We’ve already mentioned Restaurant Week a few times, and we’ll keep on mentioning it because it’s such an amazing week and benefits such an amazing cause.  Unfortunately, you won’t find much in the shit rag known as the Las Vegas Review-Journal, as they seem to [...]

Restaurant Week in Las Vegas Approaches, Happy Dance Ensues

One of the greatest weeks of the year we have in Las Vegas will be taking place between August 30 through September 5; Restaurant Week! I think only behind the week the Porn Convention is in town, Restaurant Week features over 80 of the finest restaurants our Little Twinkle in the Desert offers, each preparing [...]

Monday...err...Tuesday Mise en Place: Tasting Las Vegas Has Returned!

From Highway 1 in California

What’s good, everybody?  Did you miss us?  Did you even know we were gone?  The Wife and I are back in Vegas from a much needed vacation, the first one we’ve taken in well over three years!  We did a road trip through the Great State of California where we [...]