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Las Vegas Restaurant Week 2010 Roundup: The Good, The Bad, The Half Naked

The 2010 edition of Las Vegas’ Restaurant Week has come and gone and what a week it was!  I love Restaurant Week. I love it very much.  After a week of eating some delicious food, my wallet got a hell of a lot lighter and just when I thought it wasn’t possible, somehow I got [...]

A Quick Word On When To Be An Asshole: Lunch At The Eiffel Tower Restaurant

You might think I don’t know food for shit, and you may break my balls over my lack of grasp of the English language, but one undeniable fact is that I’m an expert when it comes to being an asshole.  This is why I’d like to take this time to chastise the dick of a [...]