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Monday Mise en Place: Halloween Food and Drink Specials Abound In Las Vegas

Want Some Candy Little Girls? (photo: 28.media.tumblr.com)

The best part about Halloween is that now you can dress like a slut in Las Vegas and actually get discounted food and drink because of it!  At what point Halloween turned into an excuse for women to wear skin tight leather and squeeze their tits out of [...]

Sustainability FAIL: Walzog Has Bluefin Tuna On Lakeside Grill Menu

In the “How The Fuck Can This Happen” moment of the day, I was just sent the menu for the yet-to-open Lakeside Grill at Wynn Las Vegas and, lo and behold, my eyes popped out of my head when I saw Bluefin Tuna Carpaccio on the Soups and Salads portion of the menu.  The Bluefin Tuna [...]

The Weekly Bad Picture Of Good Food: Gnocchi All'Aragosta From Fiamma

As I sit in my chair I often ponder some of the world’s mysteries.  Who shot J.F.K?  How was the universe created? How does Kim Kardashian fit all that ass into them jeans?  Yesterday, found out the answer to another great mystery: What would happen if you put 30 food bloggers in the same room [...]

Las Vegas Restaurant Week 2010 Roundup: The Good, The Bad, The Half Naked

The 2010 edition of Las Vegas’ Restaurant Week has come and gone and what a week it was!  I love Restaurant Week. I love it very much.  After a week of eating some delicious food, my wallet got a hell of a lot lighter and just when I thought it wasn’t possible, somehow I got [...]

Monday Mise en Place: Fleur de Lys To Close on Saturday

Bye bye for now, Fleur de Lys!

For those devoted to the existing Fleur de Lys at Mandalay Bay, time is running out before they shut their doors for a few months and work on a major remodel.  Saturday, September 11, Fleur dy Lys will close its doors and come back as something…else.  I don’t [...]

The Weekly Bad Picture of Good Food: Le Langoustine From L'Atelier de Joël Robuchon

Do you remember the look on Ralphie’s face when he woke up on Christmas morning, looked out the window to see the freshly fallen snow, just realizing that Christmas Day had arrived and his Official Red Ryder Carbine Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle may have been waiting for him downstairs?  That was the [...]

Restaurant Week Kicks Off With T & A As Major Sponsors

Wait staff in barely there bikinis, mermaids swimming in the pool, dancers shaking what their mama (with a little help from their surgeon) gave them, Restaurant Week may be benefiting Three Square, but the Wet Your Appetite At Wet Republic kickoff event last night benefited my Spank Bank.  Yowza!

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Monday Mise en Place: Las Vegas Restaurant Week Kicks Off Today!

Las Vegas Restaurant Week Benefiting Three Square (image courtesy: threesquare.org)

We’ve already mentioned Restaurant Week a few times, and we’ll keep on mentioning it because it’s such an amazing week and benefits such an amazing cause.  Unfortunately, you won’t find much in the shit rag known as the Las Vegas Review-Journal, as they seem to [...]

Restaurant Week in Las Vegas Approaches, Happy Dance Ensues

One of the greatest weeks of the year we have in Las Vegas will be taking place between August 30 through September 5; Restaurant Week! I think only behind the week the Porn Convention is in town, Restaurant Week features over 80 of the finest restaurants our Little Twinkle in the Desert offers, each preparing [...]

Monday Mise en Place: Sex and the City 2 Brings Cocktail Specials Aplenty to Las Vegas

Sex and the City 2 Poster

Yes, I have an unblemished 30-year record of heterosexuality, and I can’t wait for this Thursday for Sex and the City 2 to hit the silver screen.  Apparently, the rest of Las Vegas can’t wait for Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, Miranda and Mr. Big (John J. Preston, to those in [...]