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TLV's Tweets Of The Week: 11/15/10 - 11/21/10

I have the pleasure of following some pretty damn funny people on Twitter.  Submitted to you in this series are the top tweets I read last week.  Some have to deal with food, some don’t, but all of them kick ass in 140 characters or less. Behold, TLV’s Tweets Of The Week….

November 15

@RetroBakery - TRUST your instincts…unless you’re Charles Manson.

November 16

@anitamartini – Not sure what the person in the next aisle is eating, but it smells like a meat fart.

November 17

@N9NEMIXER – Up early (for me) & off 2 work an event. I see neighbors walking a cat, on a leash! WTF? What kinda shit goes on around here? #usnoozeulose

November 20

@PokerVixen – Deciding when to start my day based on the opening time of the liquor store; do I get a platinum degen card for that?

@FrankConniff – Pope has come out in favor of condoms. Makes sense; in the past, he’s often supported other kinds of sexual coverups.

November 21

@migroddy – Ugh, the downside to having a dog with a big, fluffy, white butt. Diarreah

@MistressDrea – Dear panna cotta, 1986 called, they want their dessert back.

@hollymadison123 – Sarah Palin’s Alaska is putting me to sleep. The Girls Next Door Alaska episode was so much better.#NotFeelingModest

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Mike Dobranski is a professional musician, amateur blogger, eater of good food, poker junkie, master of the inappropriate comment and bad husband to a wonderful wife.

Follow Mike and Tasting Las Vegas on Twitter at @TastingLasVegas

TLV's Tweets Of The Week: 11/08/10 - 11/14/10

I have the pleasure of following some pretty damn funny people on Twitter.  Submitted to you in this series are the top tweets I read last week.  Some have to deal with food, some don’t, but all of them kick ass in 140 characters or less. Behold, TLV’s Tweets Of The Week….

November 8

@MJMcKean – Nice NYT piece on Courtney Love; seems like she’s getting her shit together, rubbing it in her hair, and running naked into traffic.

November 9

@fukuburger – Wish I had Angry Birds to throw at some dumb-asses today.

November 10

@Ed_Rudisell – It wasnt wrapped in a bulletproof vest, was it? RT @andrewzimmern Doorbell just rang. Old buddy sent me smoked fish

@willmckinley – Pictures of dead bodies on cigarette packs? What’s next? Diabetic Jazzy-riders on Little Debbie boxes?

@Jesus_M_Christ – The problem with born again Christians is that they’re even worse the second time around.

@MistressDrea - All that is ever in my “recommended for you” section on Amazon is stripper heels and cookbooks.#Awesome!

November 11

@UNLVgirl – In honor of Veteran’s Day, I’ll try & remember the names of all the military guys I’ve hooked up with. Might take a while. #lovemeninuniform

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Mike Dobranski is a professional musician, amateur blogger, eater of good food, poker junkie, master of the inappropriate comment and bad husband to a wonderful wife.

Follow Mike and Tasting Las Vegas on Twitter at @TastingLasVegas

TLV's Tweets Of The Week: 11/01/10 - 11/07/10

I have the pleasure of following some pretty damn funny people on Twitter.  Submitted to you in this series are the top tweets I read last week.  Some have to deal with food, some don’t, but all of them kick ass in 140 characters or less. Behold, TLV’s Tweets Of The Week….

November 3

@migroddy – This show’s concept was brought to you by a dyslexic maggot fattened on Stilton, digested 4X by a cow and expelled in it’s flatulence.

@TLV_TheWife – OMG! I just got hit by a foot fetish spambot. I don’t hate very many things more than I hate feet… maybe just Hitler and celery.

November 5

@Alex_Acuna – Ohh the McIrony…The Vegan Apostle on the cover of @lasvegasweekly with a McRib ad-wrap.http://plixi.com/p/55168305

November 6

@ConanOBrien - 48 hours until a show that will either blow up the paradigm of TV as we know it, or nestle comfortably among “Yes, Dear” reruns.

November 7

@DittoToo – Wow, an actual fight broke out over Bachi Burger @desertcompanion

@tmwrnj – Watching Twilight to prepare for this WA piece and thinking how much luckier I am than @tastinglasvegas to have been to Forks

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Mike Dobranski is a professional musician, amateur blogger, eater of good food, poker junkie, master of the inappropriate comment and bad husband to a wonderful wife.

Follow Mike and Tasting Las Vegas on Twitter at @TastingLasVegas

TLV's Tweets Of The Week: 10/25/10 - 10/31/10

I have the pleasure of following some pretty damn funny people on Twitter.  Submitted to you in this series are the top tweets I read last week.  Some have to deal with food, some don’t, but all of them kick ass in 140 characters or less. Behold, TLV’s Tweets Of The Week….

October 26

@vegascourtesan – For all of the men out where who don’t suck cock: spermicide makes your mouth numb like you gargled and swished Chloraseptic. Horrendous!

October 31

@fukuburger – Thats rox! @kevinvegas: @Fukuburger = awesome Fukuburps is like having seconds Fukufarts = Getting kicked out of bed to sleep on the couch.

@adamcarolla – Coaching 101-grabbing a knee is good, grabbing an ankle is bad.

@WhitneyCummings – Halloween! The night we realize that every girl had a terrible father.

@mcgroup53 – Sharron Angle went as the scariest Halloween goblin of all tonight – a viable candidate for the US Senate. Absolutely terrifying!!

@patiokerr – At this gay home we hand out healthy treats: agave-dipped carrot sticks. Cool! A trick or treater dressed as a burning cross is on the lawn.

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Mike Dobranski is a professional musician, amateur blogger, eater of good food, poker junkie, master of the inappropriate comment and bad husband to a wonderful wife.

Follow Mike and Tasting Las Vegas on Twitter at @TastingLasVegas

TLV's Tweets Of The Week: 10/18/10 - 10/24/10

I have the pleasure of following some pretty damn funny people on Twitter.  Submitted to you in this series are the top tweets I read last week.  Some have to deal with food, some don’t, but all of them kick ass in 140 characters or less. Behold, TLV’s Tweets Of The Week….

October 18

@Hunter – I’d like to just let the spammers of the world know that you are puss-sucking mutants of the underworld and I hope you die in a fire.

@DashielBlades – There’s an elf in my dishwasher that jerks off all over the glasses during the wash cycle. I’m glad someone’s getting off tonight.

October 20

@unkoroy@TastingLasVegas I got mad love for your podcast bro!! Yooooo   [TLV Note: Any tweet directed at me with a "Yo" is an automatic Tweet of the Week. Just sayin']

@Zak_Bagans – I feel like “Rain Man” right now Im craving fish sticks….weird

October 21

@andrewzimmern – Are you over #bacon on the internet? Natalie Dee is, @ShutUpFoodies is, & me too. I’ll still eat it though. http://bit.ly/da1zo5

@PokerVixen@TastingLasVegas I’m far more over all the disgusting foods @andrewzimmern eats. Stuff his mouth with some form of balls & leave bacon alone

October 24

@HaydenGrace@TastingLasVegas that was so interesting! pigs are amazing creatures. they give us bacon and light by which to eat it. :)

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Mike Dobranski is a professional musician, amateur blogger, eater of good food, poker junkie, master of the inappropriate comment and bad husband to a wonderful wife.

Follow Mike and Tasting Las Vegas on Twitter at @TastingLasVegas

TLV's Tweets Of The Week: 10/11/10 - 10/17/10

I have the pleasure of following some pretty damn funny people on Twitter.  Submitted to you in this series are the top tweets I read last week.  Some have to deal with food, some don’t, but all of them kick ass in 140 characters or less. Behold, TLV’s Tweets Of The Week….

October 11

@RuthBourdain – Fucking thrilled to see “Heated Toilet” is a trending topic. Love those things. Best way to sous vide in a pinch.

October 13

@Richter_Andy – Looking for investors for my new chain of “Ten Weeks Underground Weight Loss Centers”. You know it’s inevitable; it might as well be us!

October 16

@tmwrnj – I speaked at a blog conference! Does that make me a verifiable geek? Thanks @tastinglasvegas for suggesting me

@Mercedeslv - I didn’t shower at all today and I have to say, you may be on to something, Robert Pattinson.

@TLV_TheWife – If pubis got split ends…http://yfrog.com/mtawxtj

October 17

@theangrychef - New menu disclaimer: “we reserve the right to charge extra for stupidity.”

@JAM_702 – Why is it every time I come home from a massage, my son gets on the drums?

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Mike Dobranski is a professional musician, amateur blogger, eater of good food, poker junkie, master of the inappropriate comment and bad husband to a wonderful wife.

Follow Mike and Tasting Las Vegas on Twitter at @TastingLasVegas

TLV's Tweets Of The Week: 10/04/10 - 10/10/10

I have the pleasure of following some pretty damn funny people on Twitter.  Submitted to you in this series are the top tweets I read last week.  Some have to deal with food, some don’t, but all of them kick ass in 140 characters or less. Behold, TLV’s Tweets Of The Week….

October 6

@gastropoda – Wonder how many people who top-rated Le Bernardin for food actually ate there in the last year. . . Zagat ballot more like a life list.

@UNLVgirl – There’s that few seconds when the metal thing is turning in the vending mach & you’re thinking ‘those chips better effing fall or else!!’

@SleeplessBeauty – Since regular breasts get awareness every other day of the year, I guess it’s only fair to give those with cancer a month.

October 9

@TLV_TheWife – Quote of the night in defense of ghost adventures by @tastinglasvegas “spiritual activity comes out of my ass & you can kiss it.”

October 10

@fukuburger – All u cheap-fucks that hang out 100yards away and don’t spend $. At least park closer to make us look busier. http://plixi.com/p/49789986

@MistressDrea – My cleavage has offended the Amish. Success.

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Mike Dobranski is a professional musician, amateur blogger, eater of good food, poker junkie, master of the inappropriate comment and bad husband to a wonderful wife.

Follow Mike and Tasting Las Vegas on Twitter at @TastingLasVegas

TLV's Tweets Of The Week: 09/27/10 - 10/03/10

I have the pleasure of following some pretty damn funny people on Twitter.  Submitted to you in this series are the top tweets I read last week.  Some have to deal with food, some don’t, but all of them kick ass in 140 characters or less. Behold, TLV’s Tweets Of The Week….

September 27

@SleeplessBeauty – Make one little foreskin cleaning comment on a friend’s Facebook post & you’re stuck hearing from her friends forever.

September 29

@DashielBlades – After some research: one of only three possible causes for my condition is “anal sex”. Why do I suddenly feel so much more interesting?

October 1

@RichardBlais – I’m at Minetta Tavern. And I realize that bone marrow is one of my favorite Things. Along with long runs in the rain &snow capped mountains

@VegasDish – I didn’t mean to call @TastingLasVegas a whore. I meant he was a bigo.. I mean Jewi.. Aw hell, where do I get my pink slip? #ricksanchez

October 2

@patiokerr – Gay agenda: 1. Housework 2. Brunch 3. Undermine family values 4. AA meeting

@james_gunn – 4 way tie for Worst Thing Ever: Folk art, genocide, child molestation, & Winger.

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Mike Dobranski is a professional musician, amateur blogger, eater of good food, poker junkie, master of the inappropriate comment and bad husband to a wonderful wife.

Follow Mike and Tasting Las Vegas on Twitter at @TastingLasVegas



TLV's Tweets Of The Week: 09/20/10 - 09/26/10

I have the pleasure of following some pretty damn funny people on Twitter.  Submitted to you in this series are the top tweets I read last week.  Some have to deal with food, some don’t, but all of them kick ass in 140 characters or less. Behold, TLV’s Tweets Of The Week….

September 20

@BethLano – Recession has been over since June ’09? Someone forgot to tell my bank account.

@hollymadison123 – I need someone to help me w/my swagga. No one from the audience throws bras at me on stage.

September 21

@Gachatz – Is it a bad sign when you walk into a pizza restaurant and see cardboard boxes burning in the woodfire oven? I think so….

September 23

@fukuburger – Piss, shit, ass, cock. Be your own boss. Don’t like it? Call my human resourses @1-800-fuck-off. I mean fuku-off @ImissCorpLife

@vegastherapist - Thingsmyhubbysays “I just thought, what if cannibals treated people like wagyu beef?”

September 24

@Mercedeslv – When anyone says “please be discreet,” there’s a good chance they just said something about sex, periods or farts.

September 26

@thsesma – After forty years of serious masturbation, how can I be taken out with a pulled groin? Ummm… asking for a friend.

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Mike Dobranski is a professional musician, amateur blogger, eater of good food, poker junkie, master of the inappropriate comment and bad husband to a wonderful wife.

Follow Mike and Tasting Las Vegas on Twitter at @TastingLasVegas

After you've pulled your groin, please take the time to vote! You can vote once a day from now through 09/30/10!

After you've pulled your groin, please take the time to vote! You can vote once a day from now through 09/30/10!

TLV's Tweets Of The Week: 09/13/10 - 09/19/10

I have the pleasure of following some pretty damn funny people on Twitter.  Submitted to you in this series are the top tweets I read last week.  Some have to deal with food, some don’t, but all of them kick ass in 140 characters or less. Behold, TLV’s Tweets Of The Week….

September 13

@acenlv – Hostess was showing me pictures of a hairless cat she wanted. Never thought i would be bored looking at bald pussy!

@MistressDrea – Just found the biggest, nastiest pair of granny panties in the kitchen. What were those night cleaners up to last night?

September 14

@RetroBakery – My middle finger aches.

September 15

@thsesma – Was going to jerk off onto a picture of O’Donnell, out of disgust until I heard Pat Buchanan was doing same for another reason entirely.

September 17

@Jesus_M_Christ – #icandowithout the virgin jokes. I’ve snacked on more pussy than Alf.

September 18

@VegasDish – U know you’ve had a good night in Vegas when U find this biz card in your purse http://twitpic.com/2pp13g

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Mike Dobranski is a professional musician, amateur blogger, eater of good food, poker junkie, master of the inappropriate comment and bad husband to a wonderful wife.

Follow Mike and Tasting Las Vegas on Twitter at @TastingLasVegas

Don't be a bald pussy! You can vote for me once a day from now through 09/30/10! Thanks!

Don't be a bald pussy! You can vote for me once a day from now through 09/30/10! Thanks!