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TLV's Tweets Of The Week: 11/15/10 - 11/21/10

I have the pleasure of following some pretty damn funny people on Twitter.  Submitted to you in this series are the top tweets I read last week.  Some have to deal with food, some don’t, but all of them kick ass in 140 characters or less. Behold, TLV’s Tweets Of The Week….

November 15

@RetroBakery - TRUST your instincts…unless you’re Charles Manson.

November 16

@anitamartini – Not sure what the person in the next aisle is eating, but it smells like a meat fart.

November 17

@N9NEMIXER – Up early (for me) & off 2 work an event. I see neighbors walking a cat, on a leash! WTF? What kinda shit goes on around here? #usnoozeulose

November 20

@PokerVixen – Deciding when to start my day based on the opening time of the liquor store; do I get a platinum degen card for that?

@FrankConniff – Pope has come out in favor of condoms. Makes sense; in the past, he’s often supported other kinds of sexual coverups.

November 21

@migroddy – Ugh, the downside to having a dog with a big, fluffy, white butt. Diarreah

@MistressDrea – Dear panna cotta, 1986 called, they want their dessert back.

@hollymadison123 – Sarah Palin’s Alaska is putting me to sleep. The Girls Next Door Alaska episode was so much better.#NotFeelingModest

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Mike Dobranski is a professional musician, amateur blogger, eater of good food, poker junkie, master of the inappropriate comment and bad husband to a wonderful wife.

Follow Mike and Tasting Las Vegas on Twitter at @TastingLasVegas

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